It’s a very frigid day here in Oklahoma. Ice has saturated the ground as well as covered all the windows of the house. The wind is bellowing from the North, just waiting to take my breath away. Will’s alarm wakes me from a good night’s sleep and my immediate thoughts are 1., bathroom break and 2. Chores. Chores consist of several things, all of which begin with me bundling up like I’m from the North Pole. (Which most people here consider Maine the North Pole), so you would think I could tolerate it a little better than the locals. Not so. I’m very cold natured it seems.
Upon setting foot outside the door, I ease my way down the ice covered stairs and out into the barn. The sweet smell of the hay, grain and the 16 animals inside comforts me in a way that most would not understand. I thoroughly enjoy saying 'Good morning' to each one. The horses actually greet me with a nicker, or at least Dixie does, Red is a bit anti social, and they get their grain in their own separate pen so the cattle can munch on their breakfast in peace. When cows and horses pasture together, the horses are most dominant and will keep the cattle from eating. The animals I have are separated when being fed to ensure they all get the proper nutrition for this cold time of the year.
Next, the Oxen and Bull are fed the leftover hay from the day before that the Beef cows did not eat. The ‘boys’ are much hardier and can flourish off of the leftovers just fine. This way nothing goes to waste. The Three beef cows, Annie, Noelle and Brangus and the two calves are fed a certain amount of hay for the day, and the Dairy cows, Missy and Annabelle get all the hay they can eat. They are producing milk and raising a calf, so they get the best feed and the highest quantities as they are burning more calories. I check the cat and dog food dishes, give them fresh water if need be and make sure there is enough extra hay on the floor for Jade and Scout to cuddle up into if they find themselves outside at some point during the day. The rabbits are next as they get a handful of alfalfa, some pellets, fresh water and a “Good Morning” pet from me. Finally, I throw the chickens some scratch grains to keep them occupied until they are released into the yard around 1 or 2 pm. If kept in their coop/pen for the first half of the day, their eggs will be laid in the nest boxes and I won’t have to run around trying to find them or watch Scout enjoying them in the back yard when she finds them before me.
Now to warm up….you are probably thinking I’m almost done and going inside. Nope….now it’s time to milk. I give the two milk cows their grain, which they have been salivating for since they saw me walk into the barn earlier. When given grain they are happy, occupied and let their milk down. That’s right; they actually have to relax for you to milk them easily. It’s comparable to when you have to urinate very badly and hold it. They can hold it if they want too. Grain is an automatic deterrent. Their udders are cleaned and for this morning I only have to milk Missy, as the baby calf is eagerly nursing behind me on Annabelle, her tail hitting me in the shoulder with each gulp she takes. When a calf nurses, their tail is swishing at rapid rates as if that is the propeller behind getting their breakfast consumed as fast as possible. It’s quiet, cold and the radio plays country music in the background. I’m bundled up in at least 3 layers, hat and hoodie covering my head, sitting on a bucket between two cows, one nursing, and me milking the other. My goal is to get these two gallons without Missy taking a step forward and dumping the bucket. My nose is inches away from her side, I can hear her belly grumble and her deep breathes echo in her lungs. The heat radiates from her onto my cold face. This is a peaceful place. At first my fingers are numb, but warm with each squeeze until I have an unceasing stream of milk filling into my pail. I picture myself on the Amazing Race show, being the fastest one to fill the pail of milk….I daydream for awhile as the rhythm puts me into other places, like what’s going on at Dad’s barn in Maine today, or how many customers will call wanting milk this weekend, or who ever thought after years of milking cows with a machine I’d be doing this by hand ( although the parts have been ordered for my machine) ….OUCH!!.., what is going on?…as I find my face being shoved forward into my lap and my right arm swings out behind me to push the force off my back..!....the calf apparently was done eating and thought my backside would be a great place to climb on. I didn’t see that coming and she’s laughing at me. Honestly, laughing……catching the attention of Missy who looks around her grain pail as if to say…”Hurry up already.”…it made them laugh too….
The calf at one month old, is just getting accustom to human kindness. After barely dodging her climbing efforts I reach to scratch the top of her head where her little horns are starting to grow. No need to discipline her, she didn’t know any better and this makes her happy as it’s the same kind of relief that is needed when a baby is teething. She leaves me to finish what I started and goes to harass the horses through the fence for awhile, kicking up her heels on the way. In about 15 minutes that milk she drank will knock her out into a sleepy slumber for the rest of the morning. What I like to call, milk drunk.
Missy is relived of her 2 gallons and I’m headed into the house to filter, bottle and cool the milk. I’ll head back out to the barn after about an hour when they are done eating and let them all out to enjoy the pasture for the day. More milking tonight….I hope it warms up a bit.